Good news arrived today for civilization as the heavenly creator of existence decided to forgo destroying the human race. His ultimate decision was swayed by the much awaited announcement of the latest entry in the Fallout saga. The Lord reportedly had his finger on the doomsday trigger when various angelic colleagues informed him that Betheda had posted a trailer which confirmed the upcoming release.
“Life is much easier around here right now,” said one otherworldly celestial being. “The big guy loves him some Fallout. He's come to the Halloween party dressed as the Brotherhood of Steel for five straight years now!” God could not be reached for comment, but he was reported to be roaming around the heavens in a Vault Boy t-shirt.