In another sad tale of stars fallen from grace, a recording has been released of platforming game protagonist Spyro the Dragon making off-color remarks in a hate-fueled rant. While on the phone with what appears to be an ex-girlfriend, Spyro launches verbal barbs about African-Americans, women, and people of Jewish descent. The unidentified woman anonymously leaked the tape to several news sources late last week.
“The tape was honestly hard to listen to,” commented a reporter. “I remember playing Spyro when I was young. It's disgusting that he's descended into this kind of behavior.” This report comes following several more disturbing reports about possible drug and alcohol abuse by the former gaming mascot. All-around dragon fan, Zoë Kravitz, has declined to answer any questions at this time. - Mike Burdette