In an act of shocking online subterfuge, veteran gamer Paul Hershey has recently been leaving overwhelmingly bad reviews on critically acclaimed games. This champion of espionage has given a 1/10 rating to such classics as Final Fantasy VII, Halo, The Last of Us, and the Elder Scrolls series. Not only have these acts of valor caused readers to scoff and roll their eyes, some are even taking to the comments section to voice their opinions.
One Metacritic user, MysterGamez, remarked that the unpopular reviews were “shit garbage” and noted that Hershey “shud kill himself OMFG shitfukker”. Another angry reader, XxDiamondSkrillaxX, also took to the web and wrote, “u cant b serious dude these games r gr8!!!!!!!!!!!”
Hershey has not revealed how long he'll continue these brutal tactics, but with his past successes, signs point to a long and prolific tenure as an internet hero. - Mike Burdette