In an economy that has seen many lows as of late, the virtual medkit industry continues to thrive. With the vast majority of adventure games, shooters, RPGs, and mobile games using some sort of medkit, sales have never been higher. Although there is no medical research to the medkits, their seemingly magical ability to instantly heal even the gravest wounds has everyone clamoring to buy more and more.
The leading medkit producer, Wound Warriors, recently posted their first quarter profits and financial reports. Not only are profits at an all time high, but so are production numbers, shipping orders, and even foreign exports. The industry also employs a huge number of workers, as many hands are needed to stuff bandages, medicines, and other random shit inside the kits despite there being no realistic explanation as to how these items could ever cure a mortal bullet wound or full-body burn. - Mike Burdette